- One by one the penguins keep stealing my sanity away...
- Once i had super powers... then my phcycyatrist took them away.
- I was smart... till we changed seats.
- Every boy is a good boy... till he learns HOW to be bad.
- Once there was three boys trying to get over this stream. Their names were Hairy, Dick, and Oscar.Hairy found a lamp and a genie came out. The genie said," as you jump over the stream name whatever you want to be, and i will transform you into what you say".Hairy went first, leaped and said," Bird!" and so he became a bird and flew across the stream.Dick decided he would go next, and leapt."Fish!" said Dick and he was transformed into a fish and he swam across the stream.Oscar ran over and said," Hairy Dick ! wait for me !"........ use your imagination.
- There was a guy who sells toothbrushes and at the end of the day his boss confronted him and said," You need a new plan! today you only sold 2 toothbrushes". So the next day the guy made a new plan and at the end of that day his bos came to talk again and said,"Wow! you sold over 100 tooth brushes today. How did you do it?". So the guy said,"Well i went to the airport and said to strangers,"Want a free chip?" and they said,"Sure"then i said,"want some free dip?"they said,"sure" then they said,"eww this tastes like mud!" and i said, " it is mud ! want to buy a toothbrush?".
- A sighn for the less-social people "Trespassers will be shot, survivors wiill be shot again".
- It's harder to kidnap fat people.
- I know how you feel, i just don't care :)
- You sucks and that's sad :(
- It's all about me, deal with it :)
- You're with me or you're wrong.
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